Heh, kind of a half-aborted dodge roll there from our bandit chieftan #Monsterdon

"Tell Merith I loved her. Also Sally. And Bridget, and Ginny, and Bobby, and..." #Monsterdon

Let's GLAIVE IT, BABY #Monsterdon

Unfortunately the Glaive does not have the power to properly greenscreen an actor into a scene. #Monsterdon

Another missed opportunity: The Glaive should totally have cut a Wile E. Coyote outline for the Prince. #Monsterdon

This is why you throw Indy the whip back, dude. #Monsterdon

Yeah, everyone knows the boomerang's the best Zelda weapon, it's not even a contest. #Monsterdon

Okay, NOW it's Rygar. #Monsterdon

He's fighting a giant baby #Monsterdon

Glaive just hanging in midair like, dude I'm not sure I'm interested enough to finish this fight, gimme a sec. #Monsterdon

Yeah, it's always a pain pulling the knife out when it's caught on some tendon or something. Don't force it, dude, you'll lose a finger. #Monsterdon

...So when's the boss's second form appear? #Monsterdon

There we go #Monsterdon

"What about the ROUSes?"

"I don't think they exist." #Monsterdon

Wait, so

The Beast, extraterrestrial invader, is bested by the power of heterosexual marriage??? #Monsterdon

Yeah yeah, Samus has to stop and save the animals who taught her how to walljump, we know how it goes. #Monsterdon

Did I already use the "Fly, you fools!" bit? ...Oh I did, huh #Monsterdon

...Yeah hold on, he's gonna BURN A HOLE in the VOLCANIC ROCK

>_>

#Monsterdon

Whoops, there goes the Eye of Sauron. #Monsterdon

Ergo shows up two weeks later as the Dread Pirate Roberts. #Monsterdon