There we go #Monsterdon

"What about the ROUSes?"

"I don't think they exist." #Monsterdon

Wait, so

The Beast, extraterrestrial invader, is bested by the power of heterosexual marriage??? #Monsterdon

Yeah yeah, Samus has to stop and save the animals who taught her how to walljump, we know how it goes. #Monsterdon

Did I already use the "Fly, you fools!" bit? ...Oh I did, huh #Monsterdon

...Yeah hold on, he's gonna BURN A HOLE in the VOLCANIC ROCK

>_>

#Monsterdon

Whoops, there goes the Eye of Sauron. #Monsterdon

Ergo shows up two weeks later as the Dread Pirate Roberts. #Monsterdon

jesus finally

that was an enormous kruller #Monsterdon

Well the plot was dumb but it had fun effects and a really shockingly good cyclops, so hey #Monsterdon

Of course in the book the king dies hours later because they didn't wait for the reviving pill to reach full potency, but grandpa didn't read that part to his sick grandson, so #Monsterdon

Also that last bit of narration could've just said, "And also we sadly misread the desire for a sequel." #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe meh, this movie is full of reused bits of other stories, why shouldn't our commentary be the same. (^_^) #monsterdon