NOOO, NOT THE CATERPILLAR

TAKE ME INSTEAD #Monsterdon

Oh excellent skeleton. #Monsterdon

Oh they've got a voice modulator. #Monsterdon

CATERPILLARS DON'T HAVE SKELETONS

FOUL

#Monsterdon

Huh. Moon piranhas. #Monsterdon

"...And here you see our Mtn Dew storage facilities..." #Monsterdon

Sorry, MOONtn Dew #Monsterdon

Oh, this is where they keep the sailors. You know, the Sailors On The Moon, the ones with harpoons. #Monsterdon

They're generating their power by shining sunlight on one of my Christmas ornaments. #Monsterdon

"Entirely reasonable I suppose"

So you're a Tory, then, Prof? #Monsterdon

Don't worry, STRAIGHT WHITE MALE IMPERIALISM WILL SAVE THE DAY #Monsterdon

Disco's done for the evening. Y'don't have to go home but y'can't stay here. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe I mean he's a guy who uses "Imperial!" as a general positive exclamation so...

#monsterdon #FirstMenInTheMoon

@CactuarJoe closing time

"I'm so worried about Arnold."

Yeah, at this rate I'll never be implicated in a real estate scheme again! #Monsterdon

@Victorsigmoid Every new beginning comes from Selenites on the moon. #Monsterdon

Ten bucks says he gets violent with the sleeping Selenites. #Monsterdon

They're sacrificing the prof to Tezcatlipoca. #Monsterdon

It's JOHNNY BIGHEAD! #Monsterdon

And of course the natives are incredibly intelligent and well-spoken and the Englishman is shouting and monosyllabic. #Monsterdon