Shot on screen: Slowly picking pearls out of clams

The soundtrack: OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ MATRIX MATRIX MATRIX #Monsterdon

The goat's the best character so far. #Monsterdon

WELP #Monsterdon

Film's half over.

Just thought I'd brighten your day a little.

#Monsterdon

"There are places you should not be."

For example, on camera. #Monsterdon

Oh his dream is to become a pimp. He's aiming high. #Monsterdon

"Are you suggesting these people migrated here?"

No, they're just here on vacation. #Monsterdon

"Look, fuck or die, pick one." #Monsterdon

Why do 70s guys always wear socks to bed? #Monsterdon

What is this thing you call... LOVE

BARF

#Monsterdon

Yeah the music's not the only thing off-key here. #Monsterdon

"I don't love you."

BUT WE'VE BEEN IN THREE SCENES TOGETHER #Monsterdon

"I'm afraid of this place."

The natives keep dry-clicking their revolvers at me. #Monsterdon

Bleugh

70's romance scene #Monsterdon

Oh I hope they drown. Please let them drown. #Monsterdon

Girl, run. #Monsterdon

He only waited fifteen minutes before swimming! That MADMAN! #Monsterdon

Yeah, leave him on the beach to be eaten by Gamera. #Monsterdon

Personally I'm hoping for fuck AND die. #Monsterdon

...Is that a theremin? What the FUCK is going ON with this soundtrack??? #Monsterdon