"I'm afraid of this place."

The natives keep dry-clicking their revolvers at me. #Monsterdon

Bleugh

70's romance scene #Monsterdon

Oh I hope they drown. Please let them drown. #Monsterdon

Girl, run. #Monsterdon

He only waited fifteen minutes before swimming! That MADMAN! #Monsterdon

Yeah, leave him on the beach to be eaten by Gamera. #Monsterdon

Personally I'm hoping for fuck AND die. #Monsterdon

...Is that a theremin? What the FUCK is going ON with this soundtrack??? #Monsterdon

That's a big condom the natives are carrying there. #Monsterdon

"VIC"

I WASN'T I SWEAR IT #Monsterdon

"That sound! A woman is being dangled over a piranha tank! I can feel it in my bones!" #Monsterdon

Grabbed her with his crotch, seems appropriate somehow. #Monsterdon

Ah, now we get the Cannibal Holocaust part of the film. #Monsterdon

"My ass is sacred to me!"

We know, Eddie, we all saw your bath scene. #Monsterdon

GOJIRA! GOJIRA IS HERE! #Monsterdon

C'mon guys, do 'em like Captain Cook! #Monsterdon

Whoops, dude your ping-pong eyes are loose, tie 'em down under your wig next time. #Monsterdon

Of course, the designated girlfight 9_9 #Monsterdon

It's a rather gentle rumble. Maybe she should've asked the scientist to take her away from all this instead. #Monsterdon

This is *by far* the least believable fight I've ever seen. #Monsterdon