"I can no longer protect you"
he says, immediately after protecting her. sir.
#monsterdon

ah, one of them forgot how to shave, we can use that to deduce their names! #monsterdon

um, i'm not sure this lady understands how human mating works. i'm almost certain he'd need to take off his scuba suit for her to get pregnant. #monsterdon

is... is the coral supposed to be a metaphor for them doing the nasty??? i don't... #monsterdon

cannibal fish? they're trying to eat your girlfriend, not each other. or does he know something about her we don't... #monsterdon

"we need a diversion!"
one of you sacrifices himself to be burned alive in a wicker fish, the rest of you run for it during the song and dance number. #monsterdon

is he still bandaged up from the crabs-- i'm sorry from the Mother Crabbers? #monsterdon

ah, and the girls are damp now. wonderful. #puke #monsterdon

what if these two just got on the boat and left literally every single other person in this film on the island behind them? #monsterdon

did she just choke her to death with her own hair? #monsterdon