This is what happens when you don't let women on your spaceship, you get astronauts who jump the first lady they meet >_> #Monsterdon

"How lucky I am, all three of you..."

Oh, she's poly, that's gonna come in handy. #Monsterdon

Space Bambi! #Monsterdon

"Everything OK commander?"

Well, the lieutenant called me a sex pest and I nearly got incinerated by a robot, but otherwise yeah we're fine. #Monsterdon

Alta being as coquettish as humanly possible while sitting in a car with dual user-facing sattelite dishes. #Monsterdon

Oh, cook's got a metal ass, good to know. #Monsterdon

"I borrowed some solonites from your quantum circuits, too"

And I stole your aftershave and razor, too! #Monsterdon

Robby, just kill the cook. #Monsterdon

Alta, make him kiss the deer. #Monsterdon

She's kind of the master of the disinterested burn, huh. #Monsterdon

Alta, just start killing. It's faster, trust me. #Monsterdon

KILL HIM, ALTA

KILL HIM

#Monsterdon

"I was giving myself an oil job"

JESUS, sorry I asked! #Monsterdon

Rob's not really made for hugging. #Monsterdon

Whoops, Redshirt time! #Monsterdon

Valuable government property, huh. #Monsterdon

Heh, Space Pay. No Altarian Dollars for this week! #Monsterdon

Taking the backhoe out for a constitutional. #Monsterdon

"...Bad dates." #Monsterdon

"Morning!"

"Good naked! I mean morning!" #Monsterdon