This feels like four or five different Godzilla movies all smashed together. #Monsterdon

...shit, we've hit baby godzilla. #Monsterdon

Honestly I'm kind of shocked they're still using tanks in the Post-Godzilla Mutant Future. #Monsterdon

WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH CLICK WHOOSH oh the monster walked away while we were posing cool. #Monsterdon

OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ #Monsterdon

Oh, the boyfriends get neat grappling hooks #Monsterdon

Average G-rank Daimyo Hermitaur fight, yawn #Monsterdon #MonsterHunter

"The monster got stolen by a Pride Month lazer!" #Monsterdon

It's a giant flying emblem of the Klingon Empire. #Monsterdon

Small arms, that's *adorable.* #Monsterdon

Oh, Mister President got down. Nice. #Monsterdon

"I guess you'd call them aliens."

"What, from another planet?"

...No, from the kitchen. YES FROM ANOTHER PLANET. #Monsterdon

Aliens with very thin sunglasses. #Monsterdon

This is *by far* the least believable first contact I have ever seen. And I watched Invasion of the Star Creatures. #Monsterdon

...Dude should've workshopped that title a little more. #Monsterdon

Sad to see how far the letter X has fallen. #Monsterdon

This movie needs to touch grass. Stop having everything have at once! #Monsterdon

"Here, just let me load up the Zip Drive..." #Monsterdon

Dude you can't seriously be doing a secret lizard people invasion plot in two-thousand and fucking four

You should know better than that. -_-; #Monsterdon

I SAID I'M ALL RIGHT, NOW TAKE THAT DNA SAMPLE TO THE LAB #Monsterdon