I was looking back through some old posts while waiting for dinnertime, and y'know what *really* pisses me off about the last election?
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I was looking back through some old posts while waiting for dinnertime, and y'know what *really* pisses me off about the last election? Trump's near-assassination.
That ambulatory garbage sack nearly had his head cheese smeared across a bleachers-worth of adoring fans and it changed *NOTHING.*
The polls twitched for a day and then went back to normal. His fans had a weeklong ear bandage fetish and then moved on. There weren't even any lasting conspiracy theories from it!
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I was looking back through some old posts while waiting for dinnertime, and y'know what *really* pisses me off about the last election? Trump's near-assassination.
That ambulatory garbage sack nearly had his head cheese smeared across a bleachers-worth of adoring fans and it changed *NOTHING.*
The polls twitched for a day and then went back to normal. His fans had a weeklong ear bandage fetish and then moved on. There weren't even any lasting conspiracy theories from it!
I'm just putting that one next to Shinzo Abe's assassination and thinking, amazing what a spectrum assassinations exist on.
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I was looking back through some old posts while waiting for dinnertime, and y'know what *really* pisses me off about the last election? Trump's near-assassination.
That ambulatory garbage sack nearly had his head cheese smeared across a bleachers-worth of adoring fans and it changed *NOTHING.*
The polls twitched for a day and then went back to normal. His fans had a weeklong ear bandage fetish and then moved on. There weren't even any lasting conspiracy theories from it!
@CactuarJoe People asked themselves who’d want to do such a thing, and everyone came up with a shorter list of people who WOULDN’T want to do it.