I kinda want to go back through this movie and count the number of actual lines of spoken dialogue. I'm not sure it'd crack double digits. #Monsterdon

"He will come tonight."

Yeah, the director's lewd like that. #Monsterdon

...wolfman

are you sHITTING ME SERIOUSLY

YOU CAN'T INTRODUCE A THIRD MONSTER

IN THE LAST *FIVE GODDAMN MINUTES OF A MOVIE*

FUCKING FOUL!! #Monsterdon

I haven't felt this insulted by a movie since The Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy and its 80% Flashback Runtime. >_> #Monsterdon

Het! Hup! Ha! Hoo! Wooop! #Monsterdon

So, this is rock paper scissors, right?

Frankenstein beats Wolfman, who beats Dracula, who beats Frankenstein? #Monsterdon

Also I was right

Five minutes left, and the fight finally starts.

The similarities to The Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy are really piling up here. #Monsterdon

Careful guys, you're scraping the makeup off Frankenstein's neck there. #Monsterdon

I've met dogs like that at the park, no control -_-; #Monsterdon

"I tried to change you into superior beings-"

DID YOU? When was this? Was that on film, or was that some kind of supplemental material? #Monsterdon

Welp, union members are leaving. Closed shop everybody, c'mon. Strike's on. #Monsterdon

Yeah. Me too, Franky. Me too. #Monsterdon

"Thanks to God."

God: Wh-huh? What? Oh, uh, yeah! You're welcome! I, uh, I was definitely, uh, paying attention there! Yeah! Good job team, hit the showers! #Monsterdon

FIN

Fuckin' finally. #Monsterdon

Y'know, it's not unusual for #Monsterdon movies to fall apart in the closing minutes, but wow. I literally could not tell you how that film ended. That was absolutely un-parseable. Incomprehensible. What the actual fuck. #Monsterdon

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I think I understand how The Castle of Fu Manchu turned out the way it did now. Compared to THIS, that was a crowd-pleasing middle of the road action film. #Monsterdon