Now don't you boys give Mikey no matches. #Monsterdon

Whoa, his suit blends in with the brick wall behind him. He's a taupe chameleon! #Monsterdon

Yes, just enter the hobo's stinky palace, I'm sure this won't be creepy at all. #Monsterdon

SWEET, BOG WITCH #Monsterdon

See, stuff like this is why I watch these kinds of movies. *Absolute shit* for twenty minutes and then they stumble into some of the coolest shit you'll ever see #Monsterdon

Man, imagine if they'd made the witch look like this ON PURPOSE #Monsterdon

HA HA HA

The castle of AAAAARGH! #Monsterdon

You think the Bog Witch is in the market for an apprentice? #Monsterdon

...You are not going to try a romance subplot with

oh ICK #Monsterdon

"It isn't necessary."

"No?"

No, we've sickened the audience already, nobody's gonna notice what we do now. #Monsterdon

oh get the hose #Monsterdon

WHERE IS THE GIANT MOSQUITO BOG DRACULA WHEN YOU NEED IT #Monsterdon

What is it with the 70s and greasy sex scenes? Ugh. #Monsterdon

FADE TO BLACK

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FADE TO BLACK #Monsterdon

Man, these two. Not since Barbara Hale and Doughy Guy in The Giant Spider Invasion. #Monsterdon

Oh, well then, by all means Mario Mario, go jump into the lake with a five pound bomb on your chest. #Monsterdon

"That is not dead which can eternal BOG" #Monsterdon

Ah yes, the wonderful days before environmental impact statements >_> #Monsterdon

"Thank god none of us were wearing ear protection!"

"WHAT?"

"I SAID THANK GOD NONE OF US WERE WEARING EAR PROTECTION!" #Monsterdon

Oooo I hope they're dead #Monsterdon