The most unbelievable part of this whole movie is that the Count hasn't twiddled his moustache sinisterly even ONCE yet. #Monsterdon

You know who would make a great Dark Count Zarth Arn? Danny Trejo. #Monsterdon

HOO HA HA HA HA HA #Monsterdon

This movie provides 100% of your daily recommended allowance of PEW PEW PEW #Monsterdon

Ah, a nice trade Hoff #Monsterdon

Wow, Bionicle's lighter than I thought #Monsterdon

HEY CHRIS! Thank god, here to get the movie back on track. #Monsterdon

"Please get up."

"No, I must obey destiny."

Remember, trying to survive is illegal! Apparently >_> #Monsterdon

"I'll live forever!"

Now just let me bleed out on the floor. #Monsterdon

And Akton dissolves into a sine wave. Truly two-dimensional at last. #Monsterdon

Chris here to show you amateurs how to say a stupid goddamn line with GRAVITAS. #Monsterdon

Delayed planet explosion like, "Now? ...Now? What about now. ...NNNnnnnow? Look, I'm just gonna do it." #Monsterdon

"If we succeed in this, we could save billions of lives."

...From what? The Doomsday Weapon just blew up, you clown. #Monsterdon

The last 20 minutes of the film are just footage of these Micro Machines being thrown out an airlock. #Monsterdon

Emperor does get a super sweet throne, though. I need a chair like that. #Monsterdon

"No, we're not dragging the camera past a miniature for these shots. D-don't be silly..." #Monsterdon

You can tell they're evil because their guns have bat wings. #Monsterdon

I love those missiles so much.

Your enemy has big glass windows! In SPACE! For some reason? Do you want to blow them up? Pfft, what a stupid idea. No, you pack guys in torpedoes and SHOOT THEM AT THE ENEMY SHIP #Monsterdon

They'll never see it coming! Because it's an intensely stupid idea! #Monsterdon

"Kill! Kill!"

Faster, Pussycat! #Monsterdon