"These are strange times, my friend."

Yeah yeah, thanks Gandalf. #Monsterdon

Dude had quite an extensive dialogue tree. #Monsterdon

Perseus, I know you're Zeus's kid but NORMAL PEOPLE do NOT just waltz into lady's bedrooms #Monsterdon

Oh hey, it's the Giant Claw! I'm so glad he got work after the first movie. #Monsterdon

I could watch this vulture all day #Monsterdon

It's nice Perseus has his own Obi Wan here. I think more heroes should be guided by elder gay playwrights. #Monsterdon

TRI-STAR!!! #Monsterdon

Hm. Okay, so the helmet turns Perseus's clothes invisible, but not the rope. Maybe because it was handed to him after he put the helmet on? Pers, try rebooting your helmet, see what happens. #Monsterdon

...The WATER doesn't turn invisible? #Monsterdon

You think Andromeda is getting frequent flyer miles? #Monsterdon

Vulture like, "Eh, it's a living ¯\_(ツ)_/¯" #Monsterdon

...Krambo... Krapos... Krimble? No. Kris...?

OH

KRISPY KREMES

THE ANSWER IS KRISPY KREMES #Monsterdon

It's always so hard to get old boyfriends to stop calling you. She's got my sympathies #Monsterdon

Man, imagine having to go through DOZENS UPON DOZENS of debutant parties. And then your ex kills anyone who approaches you so you have to do the WHOLE THING over again. #Monsterdon

See, THAT is why you have a Dramatic Uncle guiding your heroes. #Monsterdon

This film's kind of a reverse Beauty and the Beast huh. #Monsterdon

ONE DAY

ONE DAY people are gonna learn not to be like, "surely the gods won't mind me saying I'm better than them" #Monsterdon

ONE DAY

ONE DAY people are gonna learn not to be like, "surely the gods won't mind me saying I'm better than them" #Monsterdon

Well maybe your ambassadors would have come back if your representatives weren't so delicious. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#Monsterdon

Oh man, just like Stella Star in Starcrash. #Monsterdon