Oh lord, it's time for Alien Exposition Hour #Monsterdon

...Dude don't read your lines into the camera. #Monsterdon

MARS NEEDS WOMEN!?

...Wait, the princess doesn't count? #Monsterdon

Y'know, I think the aliens came to the wrong planet. There's only one woman IN this movie. #Monsterdon

An astro-robutt #Monsterdon

"Yeah, honey, it's no big deal, you'll never see our random marauding monster cyborg ever again. Go get some sleep! Write your report!" #Monsterdon

PROGRESS ISLAND, USA #Monsterdon

...You never seen one o' those before, bucket hat? Stare on your own time. #Monsterdon

Ha! He disappeared with an audible PING! He's going to Notions! #Monsterdon

Sorry folks we just could NOT afford to have dialogue in this scene. #Monsterdon

"I wish to inspect the specimen."

Oh, THAT's why the Princess isn't available for breeding. Gotcha. #Monsterdon

"Raise your arms. Now lower your arms"

Now flap as hard as you can, the ship needs to take off! #Monsterdon

Oh great, now Steel's hand is gonna melt off like that scene in Chernobyl. #Monsterdon

Frank's got all the lithe grace of a ketamine-addicted mountain lion. #Monsterdon

And now, Roman Holiday! For some reason. #Monsterdon

To be fair, if I got to tour Puerto Rico on a moped and all I had to do was appear in a shitty movie, I'd jump at the opportunity. #Monsterdon

TV's Dad of TV's Frank #monsterdon

Frank's got ten megs of RAM, he's state of the art! #Monsterdon

They're hunting Prince of Space! #Monsterdon