...Yeah, okay, so you're gonna try to play the tables at a FIXED CASINO

Bad Decisions CUBED #Monsterdon

He's gonna get chucked out of this place like the man he threw out the window earlier. #Monsterdon

Yeah, if anyone else had discovered this x-ray vision drug they'd be rich and famous and have everything

This guy's losing everything because he's an *asshole* #Monsterdon

Cool eyeballs, tho #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe I think those are a customization option in Cyberpunk 2077.

#monsterdon #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes

You know how Frogs was really just people slipping on things and dying while frogs looked on?

This movie is "a dude who HAPPENS to have X-ray vision makes a series of bad decisions which he probably would have made anyway, which ruin his life." #Monsterdon

They're gonna end this film like Red Zone Cuba. He drove aaaaaall the way to hell. #Monsterdon

He lost control because he saw a uranium deposit out in the desert. Next he's gonna steal a steam shovel and make a crooked deal with a dishonest mining foreman. #Monsterdon

The theremin thinks this is a lot spookier than it is. #Monsterdon

Completely ignoring the very obviously hurt and in need of assistance man. Good job Christians. #Monsterdon

...Do Not #Monsterdon

Oh, so that was HIS eye at the beginning of the film. Cool! #Monsterdon

Yeah, again, most of that film happened not because the doctor could see into other spectrums of light, but because he was *an asshole.* #Monsterdon

Still, beats the electric crab movie hands down. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe oh gods no, the crab movie was the best one we've done

as a monsterdon i mean

that was fucking _amazing_

#monsterdon #XtheManWithTheXrayEyes

@moira I am rather fond of that scene where the giant polystyrene crab claw gets swung into frame by the stagehands #Monsterdon

But yeah if you want an honest title for that movie it's "X: The Jerk with X-Ray Eyes" #Monsterdon