Man, Castlevania wishes it could. #Monsterdon

Soundtrack got weirdly active in the third act #Monsterdon

The dancers! Someone's stuck silly putty on their necks! #Monsterdon

Okay that's just excessive. #Monsterdon

We really do get some great looks at the actor's dental work in this film. #Monsterdon

Good thing he yelled as loud as possible to alert the vampire to his presence. #Monsterdon

Whoops, the doc's anatomy is a little rusty #Monsterdon

You can't CHOKE A VAMPIRE #Monsterdon

Anton like Ooooh that smarts #Monsterdon

Oo, count's got a new bellybutton #Monsterdon

Once more walks the living Romulan #Monsterdon

OH COME ON THAT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE A CROSS #Monsterdon

...Sharp bowstring? #Monsterdon

Bat flying off like, "Screw it, I'm movin' to Acapulco." #Monsterdon

And then they all died from the OTHER plague. The end! #Monsterdon

As usual the real strength of the Hammer Horror genre lies in their ability to find pretty places to film and hire pretty people to coerce into removing their shirts. #Monsterdon

The characterization for half the cast was "is X's child"

Like, the most complex and interesting character in the film is the schoolmaster's ex-wife and we get NOTHING about her!

"She's in love with the Count" okay why? What made her become his Procurement Officer? What is she to HIM? But no, we get nothin'. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe It's the thought that counts

@SordidAmok And the Count that thinks.

Well, maybe not. #Monsterdon