This is a PRIDE COFFIN, BITCHES #Monsterdon

Of course, I'd happily listen to Vincent Price read the phone book, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #Monsterdon

...You cannot tell me this isn't a Muppet Show bit. #Monsterdon

"I brought you your goblet of warm milk, father"

Thank you. And the silver platter of Oreo cookies? #Monsterdon

...Oh it's a FUNNY adaptation #Monsterdon

"You are under an enchantment!"

Yeah, it's called a Corman contract. #Monsterdon

This bird's got quite a grocery list. #Monsterdon

So he goes into the basement, I can only assume we'll be meeting Death of Rats next. SQUEAK. #Monsterdon

...Rabbit's LOG?

Bunny lumberjack maybe? ...Bunberjack. #Monsterdon

Yeah, probably don't wanna mention the box of eyeballs to the Raven. Save that for lunchtime. #Monsterdon

VINCE

VINCE, STOP

VINCE THAT WHISK SUCKS

VINCE THE POT IS ABOMINABLE

VINCE I'M SENDING YOU A LINK TO THE OXO STORE

#Monsterdon

OH GOD IT'S PETER LORRE #Monsterdon

"Go get some more!"

"Where?"

Walmart, duh. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe quote the raven PETER LORRE

I think Pete had more dignity when he was being pantsed by Bugs Bunny. #Monsterdon

Roger Corman: Naturally an adaptation of one of the most popular gothic poems of all time must concern itself primarily with the politics of half-rate wizards. #Monsterdon

This dialogue flows as gracefully as boulders down a mountainside >_> #Monsterdon

Close the box, boys, gotta keep her fresh. #Monsterdon

"Sleeves are a little long"

They'll ride up with wear. #Monsterdon

How bad's the movie? Well, it's no Invasion of the Star Creatures, put it that way. #Monsterdon