Hey doctor, how about a STOOL SAMPLE #Monsterdon

DISCO WIZARD #Monsterdon

In my experience wizard battles are usually carried out with snarky Tumblr DMs. #Monsterdon

Erasmus's Instant Plates #Monsterdon

He's summoned the Puppy Bowl! #Monsterdon

Man. I know I haven't played in a while, but Planeswalker duels are a *lot* different than i remember. #Monsterdon

Erasmus's Noclip Curse #Monsterdon

FINALLY we get to casting Fireball. He's just been wasting spell slots this whole time. #Monsterdon

Yeah, that umbrella's gay enough for Vincent Price. #Monsterdon

The Raven: Vincent Price Fingerblasts Boris Karloff for Ninety Solid Minutes #Monsterdon

Daaaaahling #Monsterdon

That is some... Weirdly flammable stone. #Monsterdon

Man. Fuck Corman for putting a BIRD in the scene with all this live fire everywhere #Monsterdon

...Vince. C'mon. #Monsterdon

I liked The Pit and the Pendulum better. #Monsterdon

Carnival music for the closing credits, okay #Monsterdon

And we end on a sitcom sting. Yeesh. #Monsterdon

Sometimes I have different feelings about a movie after I've slept on it, but...

This time all I can think is that it truly took goddamn Roger Corman to turn the gothiest goth poem of all time into a movie, cast three of the gothiest horror actors *of all time,* and somehow have it come out the other end as a goddamn wizard buddy comedy.

#Monsterdon