I'm doing a painting for my niece's first birthday, and her mom requested a dragon.
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Me: Okay, the secret to painting good fire is chaos.You gotta get scratchy and wild with this.
My brain: But this is important! We need to be careful! It has to be perfect!
Me: If it's careful, it won't be perfect.
My brain: *scanners-style explosion*
This is how you stop me if I turn into a MONAD-style murderous computer. This is my logic bomb.
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This is how you stop me if I turn into a MONAD-style murderous computer. This is my logic bomb.
@CactuarJoe i was just gonna throw big ladies and skeletons at you tbh
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@CactuarJoe i was just gonna throw big ladies and skeletons at you tbh
@jwisser I mean this would also work
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This is how you stop me if I turn into a MONAD-style murderous computer. This is my logic bomb.
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@CactuarJoe Ahhh nice and billowy, that's satisfying.
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I need to finish this painting by Tuesday. Please send me your ability to focus, I'm gonna need it. @_@
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I need to finish this painting by Tuesday. Please send me your ability to focus, I'm gonna need it. @_@
@CactuarJoe setting up the focus transmitter
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@CactuarJoe setting up the focus transmitter
@CactuarJoe (not that I'll have much to transmit but hey)
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@CactuarJoe (not that I'll have much to transmit but hey)
@xerozohar All contributions are appreciated T_T
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I need to finish this painting by Tuesday. Please send me your ability to focus, I'm gonna need it. @_@
Now we reach the point where you COULD say okay I'm done, but that would be a mistake
You've just spent five hours working on the painting. You're too close. You can't see the errors anymore. Put it down. Go do something else. Best case scenario, don't look at it until tomorrow. Wait for new eyes.
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Now we reach the point where you COULD say okay I'm done, but that would be a mistake
You've just spent five hours working on the painting. You're too close. You can't see the errors anymore. Put it down. Go do something else. Best case scenario, don't look at it until tomorrow. Wait for new eyes.
Art is so fucking stupid. You spend a week painting something and at the end go, "This doesn't look right" and some little corner of your brain says, "Put a little white square over there" and you do it AND IT WORKS
Fucking arcane bullshit 9_9
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Art is so fucking stupid. You spend a week painting something and at the end go, "This doesn't look right" and some little corner of your brain says, "Put a little white square over there" and you do it AND IT WORKS
Fucking arcane bullshit 9_9
@CactuarJoe wizard garbage
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@CactuarJoe wizard garbage
@xerozohar FOR GARBAGE WIZARDS
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Art is so fucking stupid. You spend a week painting something and at the end go, "This doesn't look right" and some little corner of your brain says, "Put a little white square over there" and you do it AND IT WORKS
Fucking arcane bullshit 9_9
"When you're working, it's important to remove all distractions so-"
Fuck off buddy, those distractions are load bearing.
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"When you're working, it's important to remove all distractions so-"
Fuck off buddy, those distractions are load bearing.
"I swear the lighting wasn't this complicated when I started," and other lies artists tell themselves
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"When you're working, it's important to remove all distractions so-"
Fuck off buddy, those distractions are load bearing.
@CactuarJoe gawd I could not live without my distraction games while I work and stuff.
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@CactuarJoe gawd I could not live without my distraction games while I work and stuff.
@xerozohar I tried it a little this morning while painting and let me tell you I have never had to get up and pace around the hallway so many times in an hour.
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@xerozohar I tried it a little this morning while painting and let me tell you I have never had to get up and pace around the hallway so many times in an hour.
@CactuarJoe I love ADHD brain
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@CactuarJoe I love ADHD brain
@xerozohar Wheee!