This may be the best-written Corman film I've ever seen. Like, it borders on funny! #monsterdon

This is a bit too much wacky for one scene. #monsterdon

"It looks like it never had a healthy day in its life"

Yeah, just like the rest of this city. #monsterdon

This is like playing a Game Boy demake of some big triple-A action game. #monsterdon

...You think estrogen could have saved him? #monsterdon

PHANTASTIK #monsterdon

"Isn't he delicious" I'm sure we'll find out #monsterdon

"Isn't that beautiful?"

Like a fresh pile of vomit first thing in the morning. #monsterdon

Oh, so it's the vampire bat of venus flytraps. It's probably constantly pissing. Or whatever the plant equivalent is. #monsterdon

HELLO MY HONEY HELLO MAH DARLIN' HELLO MAH RAGTIME GIRL... #monsterdon

...So the drunk got hit by a train and that shrunk him down far enough to fit in a potato sack? #monsterdon

Mmm, finger food. #monsterdon

Mushnik shaves his beard with a protractor. #monsterdon

Mushnik took psychic damage from the singing. Me too. #monsterdon

Oh, right, there's a cop narrator. #monsterdon

Eat up the people #monsterdon

can

can we not with the dentist again

#monsterdon

Haven't seen a film this Wacky since The Wild Wild World of Batwoman #monsterdon

Y'know this scene was kinda overstaying its welcome BEFORE the carnival music set in #monsterdon

"You mighta been a crummy dentist, but you were a nice fella."

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#monsterdon