Radioactive shrimp recall.
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Radioactive shrimp recall.
No, seriously.
FDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Walmart
The FDA is warning the public not to eat, sell or serve certain Great Value raw frozen shrimp sold at Walmart due to possible contamination with Cesium-137.
ABC News (abcnews.go.com)
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Radioactive shrimp recall.
No, seriously.
FDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Walmart
The FDA is warning the public not to eat, sell or serve certain Great Value raw frozen shrimp sold at Walmart due to possible contamination with Cesium-137.
ABC News (abcnews.go.com)
Yadda yadda, played bass for radioactive shrimp recall, etc etc, i can't believe a shrimp actived this radio, so on so forth
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Yadda yadda, played bass for radioactive shrimp recall, etc etc, i can't believe a shrimp actived this radio, so on so forth
Thought about it some more and now I feel certain this is a plot by some Bond villain to acquire fissionable material by smuggling it out of Russia in frozen shrimp.
The fact that this plan is so full of holes it makes swiss cheese look sturdy is, of course, thematically accurate to the genre
