...So the bear is a racist metaphor for a black man, right?

Like, he's invading white people territory and stealing the women. All he needs to do now is break the windows at a Target downtown and it'd be unmistakeable. #Monsterdon

WE'VE GOT TO CLOSE THE BEACHES #Monsterdon

MAVRIII--oh shit, wait, I already made that joke #Monsterdon

"I'm coming with you"

Oh good, we need bait. #Monsterdon

Bear on bear violence! #Monsterdon

"Can we help?"

Sure, you've been reliable and trustworthy so far 9_9 #Monsterdon

Man I sure do love these blurry, mumbly shots of hunters saying nothing to each other as they fondle their rifles in the dark >_> #Monsterdon

Oh christ, of course, an "Old Indian Legend" 9_9 9_9 9_9 #Monsterdon

...Who is this prick, anyway? #Monsterdon

"You go into the water. The bear in the water. Our bear? ♫Faaaaaaare weeeeell and~" #Monsterdon

GRIZZLY (1976)

YOU WILL BELIEVE

A BEAR

CAN HERD #Monsterdon

Wait I thought the bear only ate women?

...Olsen, anything you want to share with us? I promise it's a very progressive crowd. #Monsterdon

...Okay I guess we're done with that scene? #Monsterdon

Okay now the soundtrack's just straight up ripping off Jaws. Like, come on. #Monsterdon

...Does the bear have a mouth on its stomach? How'd it bite the kid's leg off with its head in the air? #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe "This Jaws ripoff is ripping off Jaws!"

@nev I mean sure, but do us the kindess of HIDING it a little! #Monsterdon

I wonder what the bunny is doing right now. #Monsterdon

"Like 'Nam all over again!"

Yeah, General McNamara is sending you boys in, he says you're every bit as good as normal recruits. #Monsterdon

"That boy's weird."

...Says the man in a cowboy hat. #Monsterdon