If Trump's not on the livestream after a full hour, legally we're allowed to abolish the US government and start over.
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If Trump's not on the livestream after a full hour, legally we're allowed to abolish the US government and start over.
@CactuarJoe I think they are having some difficulty with the animatronics
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If Trump's not on the livestream after a full hour, legally we're allowed to abolish the US government and start over.
They dropped Trump's rotting corpse in the pool by accident and they're desperately drying him out before he gets on camera. If he's too wet, the spirit gum won't stick to his chin for the puppet moves.
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@CactuarJoe I think they are having some difficulty with the animatronics
@steggy They stole the robot Trump from that Disney ride and Steven Miller is holding everything up because he can't get his iPhone to connect to the stupid robot.
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They dropped Trump's rotting corpse in the pool by accident and they're desperately drying him out before he gets on camera. If he's too wet, the spirit gum won't stick to his chin for the puppet moves.
They gave him too much Nyquil and he can't get all the way through the announcement script without passing out and drooling.
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They gave him too much Nyquil and he can't get all the way through the announcement script without passing out and drooling.
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@steggy They stole the robot Trump from that Disney ride and Steven Miller is holding everything up because he can't get his iPhone to connect to the stupid robot.
@CactuarJoe @steggy Now now, everyone knows if you're trying to connect to a robot you gotta use Android.
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@CactuarJoe @steggy Now now, everyone knows if you're trying to connect to a robot you gotta use Android.
@wheeljack @steggy Exactly!
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@xerozohar nooooooo
