"The only difference between water and space is a matter of density"

...Yeeeeeeah, and the only difference between tomato soup and salsa is density, but you sure as hell wouldn't want to mix them up, chief. #Monsterdon

That alien's gotta be getting pissed by now. Random yard apes keep coming by and dinging up his ride. Scratching his windows and shit. Martian Insurance is gonna take a big wet bite outta his ass for that. #Monsterdon

He's getting the bends. #Monsterdon

You guys didn't wanna DISARM the alien first? Geez #Monsterdon

Yeah, leave it to a brit to think the universal language is gonna be drinking tea. #Monsterdon

"By George, you've hit it!"

I'm gonna draw triangles at him! #Monsterdon

Yeah, it's a movie from the 1950s, SOMEONE's gonna be The Superior Species. 9_9 #Monsterdon

Oh hey, NOW I remember where I've seen the alien before! #Monsterdon

Miers has managed to extract from the alien the secret formula for Kentucky Fried Chicken. #Monsterdon

It's always the bloody capitalists ruining things, huh 9_9 #Monsterdon

DUN DUN DUN *DUN DUNNNNN* it's so serious the dramatic music sting got an extra bar #Monsterdon

"Here's a bottle of Granduncle Pip's Heroin and Morphine Palliative, see you in orbit grandpa!" #Monsterdon

And now five uninterrupted minutes of our main character smoking. For reasons. #Monsterdon

Oh hey, we finally found someone with a Scots accent! In Scotland, no less! #Monsterdon

"Ach rrrrrriot... Is a terrible thing. AND I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME WE HAD ONE!" #Monsterdon

"But... The boooo-gie" #Monsterdon

Give me that phone, I'll show you how to use a prop phone. #Monsterdon

Woof, bicycle thieves were SERIOUS back in the day. #Monsterdon

"Well TALK, man!"

Please don't. #Monsterdon

They're pressganging him for pub duty #Monsterdon