"There are many strange legends in the Amazon."

And this is one of them. I'm Joe Friday. #Monsterdon

"See, I've got this fish paralyzing drug. You can tell it's effective because I can handle it with bare hands." #Monsterdon

WHITE MAN EXPLORING HIS TERRITORY

#Monsterdon

Hey, maybe try lighting the Amazon on fire! Works in Detroit! #Monsterdon

"We must have the PROOF!"

And that's why I'm gonna turn this whole ecosystem into mulch! FOR SCIENCE! #Monsterdon

"It's in the water!"

No shit, sherlock.

#Monsterdon

"Bring a net!"

Yeah, bring that thing that DEFINITELY didn't work last time! #Monsterdon

What IS IT with the dudes in this film GRABBING PEOPLE BY THE SHOULDER to get their attention??? In a HORROR MOVIE??? Has nobody ever heard of gentle pressure? #Monsterdon

Oh, the suit's got moving gills! Oh excellent job #Monsterdon

"Doctor, would you mind staying behind?"

You're the least important member of the party left, you see, and we need someone to die when it inevitably breaks out. #Monsterdon

She thought she'd come up and get some ahaiahr. #Monsterdon

"And another thing,"

Gillman like STOP TALKING!!!!! #Monsterdon

"Be reasonable!"

Reasonable!? But if I'm reasonable we'll have no movie! #Monsterdon

"Gimme some slack."

The first dead guy wasn't your fault! The second one maybe, but the first? Nope, you're in the clear!

...Was that not what you meant? #Monsterdon

Gillman like NO FUCKING LOGGING IN THIS FOREST #Monsterdon

"I'll have to use the aqualung."

And if that doesn't work, the Trine. Or the Matra Magic! #Monsterdon

"I'll have to use the aqualung."

And if that doesn't work, the Trine. Or the Matra Magic! #Monsterdon

Yeah, if you're gonna assault a dude, better get it right the first time. #Monsterdon

So when's blondie die? #Monsterdon

Ooo, right inna kidney #Monsterdon