"This is Wyoming, sir. Yessir, right here." #Monsterdon

"Professor Weiner,"

Oh man, you KNOW that man drives a hot dog car. #Monsterdon

General in the tan suit sounds like an appliance salesman. #Monsterdon

They arrive on sight and find the MR-1 is actually Quark's Treasure and we segue directly into Little Green Men (DS9). #Monsterdon

Man, I need clicky switches like that in my life. #Monsterdon

"MARS ROCKET DUE TONIGHT"

It's pregnant, too!?!? #Monsterdon

Needs a shot of a barking dog. That's what made the landing in Airplane! believable. #Monsterdon

"All counts still in the green"

Yeah, they didn't start making the Count purple until the later seasons. #Monsterdon

"The girl!"
"The hell with radiation, let's go!"

Man, you guys really DON'T get out much, huh. #Monsterdon

Oo, they're full of GOO #Monsterdon

Told you they should've been using MP3s. #Monsterdon

Oh god, not the PRIVACY PANELS! #Monsterdon

Doing that Soap Opera overacting. She's gonna find out she's got a hiatus hernia. #Monsterdon

Wow, actually letting the woman narrate. This is a progressive film. #Monsterdon

Ooof, enough with the BEEPING #Monsterdon

Can we have, like, a warp core breach or something? I'm losing focus here. #Monsterdon

Man, their engineer really will put his lips on anything. #Monsterdon

"Tony's is thirty thousand miles away!"

Uh...

#Monsterdon

"Tony's is thirty thousand miles away!"

Uh...

#Monsterdon