"Tony's is thirty thousand miles away!"

Uh...

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Maybe Mars was much closer in the 50s?
#Monsterdon

We get a title drop WHILE MAKING DINNER? #Monsterdon

@pineheap Sure, back before they backed it off to make more room for the interstate. #Monsterdon

Unusually greasy male lead here. #Monsterdon

Bulova #Monsterdon

Let's review our cast, apparently. #Monsterdon

Bulova #Monsterdon

And the rocket lands the way the cast acts

Butt first.

#Monsterdon

Oh man, all this technical talk and tense conversation! Something's really gonna happen, this is gonna be a HUGE landing! I can feel it, it's gonna be SUPER dra-

oh

...ok

#Monsterdon

"I'll twitch with you"

Oh it's THAT kinda film huh #Monsterdon

Can we just

Can we just fast forward to where these people start dying? #Monsterdon

"I'm going out there!"
"Tom, wait!"

You can't go outside, we don't have the budget for another set! #Monsterdon

"I can't say I recommend space suits for lovely young women."

Pfft. Loser. No taste. #Monsterdon

"Sodium Luminol."

...You want to see if she's glow in the dark? #Monsterdon

"Intravenous?"

No, just squirt it over her like frosting. 9_9 #Monsterdon

Jesus, plotting to drug this woman up like she's a pregnant woman in the nineteen fif-...

...Ah.

#Monsterdon

"Please, doctor Gordon."

Hit me, doc! Light me up! I wanna be seeing Bigfoot and singing Jimi Hendrix by six! #Monsterdon

"But there's nothing there now!"

And as we all know, if you can't see something immediately, it doesn't exist. #Monsterdon