Bert... Nobody is fooled when you spell your name B.I. Gordon >_> #Monsterdon

Are they gonna hock a loogie on the camera? #Monsterdon

Credits so nice, we titled it twice. #Monsterdon

Nice scenery, tho. Shame about the movie. #Monsterdon

"My dad said, kid, I'm gonna send you out into the wilds and hope you die." #Monsterdon

Yeah yeah, your dad's an Ecofascist, we've all got our problems kid. #Monsterdon

..Is this Canadian-rules foxhunting? #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe lol jinx

#monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

@moira We gotta have one psychic toot per film, right? #Monsterdon

"The poor bastard lost, what more do you want?"

BLOOD, BLOOD AND ENTRAILS #Monsterdon

Horse just realized it's in a Bert I. Gordon film and freaked. Totally fair. #Monsterdon

Hm. Giant wasps.

No thank you. #Monsterdon

My god, he looks like Scotty. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe not the deer's tho. #monsterdon

XD XD XD XD

so how much you think a stagehand got paid to peck Marjoe Gortner with a three-foot plastic chicken head? #Monsterdon

THE COLONEL HAS HIS REVENGE #Monsterdon

"This is the way it comes to us from the Lord"

Okay, Jesus wants you to get eaten by giant chickens, nice. #Monsterdon

...can we

not

with the wasp closeups please

#Monsterdon

"I didn't think we'd be goin' back like this."

"Yeah."

*Scintillating* dialogue, Bert. #Monsterdon

...So our protagonists just left the film? Is the jesus lady with the giant rats our protagonist now? #Monsterdon