Yeeeep, you're a dickbag, Chuck. Own it. #Monsterdon

Oh good, we met Renfield. #Monsterdon

Jimmy Stewart did it better. #Monsterdon

Actually, if we could get a vampire Raymond Burr I would totally watch that. #Monsterdon

Hm. His nails are better than hers. #Monsterdon

"Don't you realize what that means?"

Yeah, it means the effects budget isn't high enough to show a bat. #Monsterdon

This acting is Perfect Strangers tier #Monsterdon

...I don't get it, did he just realize he's late for Trig? #Monsterdon

...I don't get it, did he just realize he's late for Trig? #Monsterdon

Aaaand it's the vampire. #Monsterdon

Yeah, Prince Humperdink is quite a guy. #Monsterdon

Yeah, Prince Humperdink is quite a guy. #Monsterdon

Yeah, comedy like this just gives me contact embarrassment. #Monsterdon

♫ I saw mommy kissing Santa Cl-OH MY GOD #Monsterdon

Man. Imagine waking up one night and Prince Humperdink is in your room. #Monsterdon

It's difficult to get the timing right on the whole turn-around-neck-grab thing. Guys got experience. #Monsterdon

"You deserve to die, boy."

Yeah, I've been telling Amy that the whole time. #Monsterdon

Weak vs No. 2 graphite, noted. #Monsterdon

Weak vs No. 2 graphite, noted. #Monsterdon

"Do you want a valium?"

Yeah, that's an '80s mom. #Monsterdon