"You can go now, Ed Harley."

Don't smoke or brush your teeth for twelve hours, and rinse with salt water. We'll bill your insurance. #Monsterdon

"You can go now, Ed Harley."

Don't smoke or brush your teeth for twelve hours, and rinse with salt water. We'll bill your insurance. #Monsterdon

Pumpkinhead like, "Well, I can eat the NON-consecrated one, I guess. Keep the calories down." #Monsterdon

Yeah, make sure you shake the girl who's in shock, that'll help make her more coherent. #Monsterdon

I ♫fouuuuund ♪ hiiiiim ♫ #Monsterdon

Ed, don't drink, drive, and remotely control zombie demon monsters. #Monsterdon

"It's evil!"

No shit, Sherlock! #Monsterdon

Woof, that's gonna be a pain to clean up. Get the Barkeeper's Friend, man. #Monsterdon

Pumpkinhead is really more of a butternut squash head. #Monsterdon

Missed opportunity for a Wilhelm there. #Monsterdon

Wow, guns WORKED??? #Monsterdon

Wow, guns WORKED??? #Monsterdon

THERE we go #Monsterdon

Oooh, it's a Lifelink situation. Time to commit suicide and come back to life in 20 years as Ed the Pumpkinhead! #Monsterdon

Oooh, it's a Lifelink situation. Time to commit suicide and come back to life in 20 years as Ed the Pumpkinhead! #Monsterdon

"*whispers* he ain't gonna find out"

*OPENS THE LOUDEST WINDOW EVER PRODUCED BY MANKIND*

#Monsterdon

Actually the most shocking thing in this whole scene is that the kid has an actual functioning flashlight. #Monsterdon

Actually the most shocking thing in this whole scene is that the kid has an actual functioning flashlight. #Monsterdon

Confession time in the church~ #Monsterdon

Man. You know you've got a good monster when you can show it in full light and it still holds up. #Monsterdon