TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS

(where applicable)

#Monsterdon

Oh whew, Avco. I thought we were about to get hit with the American International logo again -_-; #Monsterdon

JUST BLOW UP THE FUCKING CREDITS #Monsterdon

John Carradine? Wolves on the Night Train to Mundo Fine??? #Monsterdon

On the other hand, the opening credits are a pretty good simulation of what flipping channels was like circa 1980. #Monsterdon

On the other hand, the opening credits are a pretty good simulation of what flipping channels was like circa 1980. #Monsterdon

Dirty pictures on the evening news #Monsterdon

Wow, philosophicops. #Monsterdon

"I'm Robert Stack." #Monsterdon

"That's a brave lil' ol' girl you got dere."

Does she have a moustache like that too? Because *that's* brave. #Monsterdon

"Are you wearing what I asked you to? The frog or the toad? Fully inflated? ooooh baby." #Monsterdon

Walking the streets, she meets the Muppets coming the other way. #Monsterdon

She's being stalked by The Comedian. Run, lady. #Monsterdon

She's being stalked by The Comedian. Run, lady. #Monsterdon

1981 was still technically the 70s. You can tell because everyone's still super greasy. #Monsterdon

Yeah yeah, you're a misogynist murderer, it's 1980, you're like a dime a dozen. #Monsterdon

Cops same as they ever were -_-; #Monsterdon

Cops same as they ever were -_-; #Monsterdon

Of course, it being 1980, nobody gets any therapy. #Monsterdon

Okay the line about the Marquis de Sade coloring book was genuinely funny ^^ #Monsterdon