@CactuarJoe

I've already lost the boob pool (I bet under 5 minutes)

#Monsterdon

FINALLY, six and a half minutes into the movie we have both a BEACH and a BIKINI #Monsterdon

"You need a unique driving experience" The seats are made of french toast! #Monsterdon

Must've had unrestricted access to an ADR booth, I guess. Batten down the hatches, it's gonna be nonstop voiceovers #Monsterdon

"There sure are some sickies around, huh?"

Yes, we've met the cast. #Monsterdon

OH GOD THAT NEON i have BEEN IN THIS BASEMENT #Monsterdon

Hey, it's my boss from that job in Chicago at 18 #Monsterdon

...Is he saying "suffer" or "sucka"? #Monsterdon

"See you later, jerk!"

Did we miss a plot point there? I think the story just spilled all over us. #Monsterdon

"Why do you think people watch horror films?"

...Okay yeah the meta sort of tripped over itself there huh ^^;; #Monsterdon

"Can I have a screaming orgasm?"

In this film? From *whom*? #Monsterdon

Hey, budget Fabio. #Monsterdon

...See, the real problem here is he's trying to hit Carpathian but the accent is only getting as far as Londo Molari. #Monsterdon

...See, the real problem here is he's trying to hit Carpathian but the accent is only getting as far as Londo Molari. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe BUT IN THE GREAT DAYS OF THE REPUBLIC WE HAD MILLIONS OF VAMPIRES

Little known fact, vampirism is associated with Terminal Plot Dump Syndrome. #Monsterdon

@xerozohar Jyees, thees vas the old vays.

@CactuarJoe Zathras always tellings people not to vampire on the beach, but nobody listens to Zathras #monsterdon

"Yes, I'm the youngest, I-"

EXCUSE ME, I'M SORRY, NOBODY GIVES A SHIT #Monsterdon

Soundtrack bouncing between terminal 80s and weirdly midwestern country music? #Monsterdon