TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS

(that emoji is a crocodile but you get the gist)

#Monsterdon

NICE EYEBALL, EYEBALL #Monsterdon

X: The Croc with the X-Ray Eyes #Monsterdon

Oh no, the professional animal-baiter nearly died, how... Tragic. #Monsterdon

Yeah, none of that is legal. #Monsterdon

...Wait

So

A beloved reptile pet is abandoned and it grows into a giant mutant

This is *literally* the plot of Gamera (1965). #Monsterdon

...Wait

So

A beloved reptile pet is abandoned and it grows into a giant mutant

This is *literally* the plot of Gamera (1965). #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe sadly I doubt this one will become guardian of the earth

@CactuarJoe might eat a few republicans tho

It was Flukeman, duh. #Monsterdon

Was it just a feature of the 70's/early 80s that movies depicted everyone as a monster? Like, nobody in any of these movies are likeable. #Monsterdon

C'MOOOON CROCODILE

LET'S GET *SHAKIN'* CROC MAN!

DEATH SPIN THIS *ENTIRE GODDAMN CAST* #Monsterdon

If I had a nickel for every "DUN dunnn... DUN dunn..." musical sting I heard since I started watching #Monsterdon I'd have at LEAST a couple bucks by this point.

Okay, I gotta ask, how much is Science Boy *paying* this be-Hawaiian-shirted dipshit? Because you could not pay me enough. #Monsterdon

"It's all very carefully regulated," said the Neurolink researcher. #Monsterdon

"Thank you sir, I'll just go back to my desk and wait to be assassinated by your goons." #Monsterdon

One day we're gonna have a movie where the entire cast *isn't* assholes. #Monsterdon

One day we're gonna have a movie where the entire cast *isn't* assholes. #Monsterdon

...Why is everyone commenting on our protagonist's looks? #Monsterdon

"Well, y'can't live forever."

Hey, here comes lunch! #Monsterdon