Yeah in a Perry Mason episode that would've been murder and she'd be talking to Paul Drake right now. #Monsterdon

"I'm going."

Would you like another lump or two? #Monsterdon

"Hand speaking"

Yeah I've seen Vampire Hunter D, I know how it goes. #Monsterdon

Aw yeah, let's hear it for alien fungus! #Monsterdon

And now, a re-enactment of the climactic scene from John Carpenter's The Thing #Monsterdon

Ooo, shower scene! #Monsterdon

Took a shower together, now they light each other's cigarettes :3 #Monsterdon

So PALMER never had time for women, eh? #Monsterdon

He's gonna nyuk nyuk all over this film #Monsterdon

HAND'S ORDERS #Monsterdon

HAND WARMS THE JET #Monsterdon

"There is no stopping in the red zone. The white zone is for loading and unloading passengers only." #Monsterdon

Okay, NOW it's a Perry Mason episode. She's ringing Della. #Monsterdon

NO ONE will be SEATED during the GRIPPING AIRPORT EXIT SCENE! #Monsterdon

THRILL as she DIALS A PHONE! #Monsterdon

Hand and Rattigan! Rattigan and Hand! They solve crimes! #Monsterdon

Hand and Rattigan! Rattigan and Hand! They solve crimes! #Monsterdon

"Mister Hand? I'm Deputy Finger!" #Monsterdon

"The expressman's still in there. What's left of 'im."

Well, let's go give him a

HAND

#Monsterdon

That poor, uh, I'm gonna say omelette? Get a light rig, guys. #Monsterdon