"There is no stopping in the red zone. The white zone is for loading and unloading passengers only." #Monsterdon

Okay, NOW it's a Perry Mason episode. She's ringing Della. #Monsterdon

NO ONE will be SEATED during the GRIPPING AIRPORT EXIT SCENE! #Monsterdon

THRILL as she DIALS A PHONE! #Monsterdon

Hand and Rattigan! Rattigan and Hand! They solve crimes! #Monsterdon

Hand and Rattigan! Rattigan and Hand! They solve crimes! #Monsterdon

"Mister Hand? I'm Deputy Finger!" #Monsterdon

"The expressman's still in there. What's left of 'im."

Well, let's go give him a

HAND

#Monsterdon

That poor, uh, I'm gonna say omelette? Get a light rig, guys. #Monsterdon

The special effects budget of this film went mostly to the local carpet samples warehouse. #Monsterdon

Rattigan's doing a fashion critique. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Rattigan is such a bitch #monsterdon

Rattigan's doing a fashion critique. #Monsterdon

he's gonna finish the composite and it's gonna be Curly #Monsterdon

Oh my god, this could be *literally any woman on film in the 1950s* #Monsterdon

She gets up and there's already a Mini Barf on her stool. #Monsterdon

She gets up and there's already a Mini Barf on her stool. #Monsterdon

Mm, ham sammich-oh. Never mind. #Monsterdon

Yeah, first she's gotta de-laminate her hair, that's gonna take an hour. #Monsterdon

Really it is a loss to the world in general that he doesn't answer the phone with "Talk to the Hand!" #Monsterdon