Fifteen minutes now remain until #Monsterdon! You have been warned! I told you all what I'd do if you touched her again! Eat hot lead, perverts!

...Or just set up a hashtag filter.

TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS

(where applicable)

#Monsterdon

Look I'm just gonna go ahead and get this out of the way right now

#Monsterdon

Like, you know it, I know it, there's no point trying to ignore it. #Monsterdon

"Bill, bill, bill, playboy, bill..." #Monsterdon

Oh hey, she's guiding a herd of tiny Susan B. Anthonies #Monsterdon

...The factory in the high-rise? #Monsterdon

"I like this one 'cause it's whiter." #Monsterdon

Christ, Glasser, stop beating us up with the orchestra @_@ #Monsterdon

OH FUCK IT'S THAT GUY #Monsterdon

Hoyt! John Hoyt, he was a B-actor's B-actor. #Monsterdon

"Just take care of my accounts and..."

Manage my cuddle-pile... #Monsterdon

"I'll take it in the back

room"

#Monsterdon

"Oh I don't know, it's around here somewhere, try looking behind the buckets of body parts."

#Monsterdon

Seriously Glasser, stop hitting me. I'm getting a stick. #Monsterdon

Ma'am, just hit him with a brick and save us all the trouble. #Monsterdon

See. Brick, saves time. #Monsterdon

BRIIIIIICK #Monsterdon

See, that's how you can tell he's a real villain, interfering with the mail. #Monsterdon