"bob wouldn't treat me this way"

as opposed to the previous 20 minutes of this movie, where he treated you exactly like that.

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yes! violence at the workplace! go, sally, go!

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(honestly, points to this movie for making this lady smart enough to figure it out, and then try to do something about it, nevermind that every other person in this movie is about to treat her like she's clinical.)

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wait, is this policeman about to actually do something??? are we sure we're watching an american international pic?

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let's not set plastic on fire in a non-ventilated space please.

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and now he locks the door and shrinks her too. hoyt is being such a delightful, polite villain rn.

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i too dislike telephones.

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this speech is like, Capitalists to the rest of us.

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this man really just invented the first half of a teleporter and thought, hey you know what i could use this for? shrinking people and treating them all as pets! (-_-)

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so does the cat come back a la last week's mouse to fuck up the whole plan?

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so does the cat come back a la last week's mouse to fuck up the whole plan?

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so the next 20 minutes of this film will be introductions?

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so the rest of these people have already been broken, then.

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ah yes, because the important thing when you're 6 inches tall is that your marriage be valid in the eyes of the church.

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so which one of these test tube adults is his ex-wife?

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(had 911 not been invented yet?)

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emil didn't care if your light was on, he just wanted to brag.

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good think Franz doesn't have any neighbors in this building, that music would be the justification for homicide in my book.

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i can't believe this movie has been going on for 52 minutes now. like, an hour.

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