I will say this is by far the wackiest Bert I. Gordon film I've seen by far. #Monsterdon

Time for a new protagonist already? #Monsterdon

...I don't think I actually *need* to post the meme at this stage, right? #Monsterdon

...Yeah, I'm gonna kill him. #Monsterdon

So who gets Dollified first, Emile or the sergeant? #Monsterdon

So who gets Dollified first, Emile or the sergeant? #Monsterdon

Oh, he's gonna commit suicide rather than run or give up his toys? Yeah, there's a slave owner for you. #Monsterdon

Wonder what happened to these novelty oversized props? You think Bert kept them? #Monsterdon

RIGHT into the trash. Rocket surgeons they ain't. #Monsterdon

He gaslights her even with a puppet #Monsterdon

Good thing the theater doors are made of balsa. #Monsterdon

"Oh I've heard bettern' that."

Yeah, me too. #Monsterdon

Heh, the antagonist's greatest opposing force in this film is social awkwardness #Monsterdon

Yes dear, get in the package and get jumbled around into a nice pudding consistency. #Monsterdon

"Doo de doo, well let's just chuck this parcel RIGHT into the room, KICK IT to make sure it's inside, WHOOPS stepped on it, no biggie, doo de doo" #Monsterdon

HE'S BACK WELL THAT WAS POINTLESS #Monsterdon

...Didn't even hit him? He turned you into a tiny person an you're not even gonna -- HEY YOU CAN'T END THE FILM THERE WHAT THE FUCK #Monsterdon

Y'know I'm used to #Monsterdon films ending without a denouement but most of them at least have the kindness to have a RESOLUTION >:\ #Monsterdon

Y'know I'm used to #Monsterdon films ending without a denouement but most of them at least have the kindness to have a RESOLUTION >:\ #Monsterdon

...Didn't even hit him? He turned you into a tiny person an you're not even gonna -- HEY YOU CAN'T END THE FILM THERE WHAT THE FUCK #Monsterdon