"You're the light that shines out of the darkness!"

You're the cream cheese that falls out of the bagel! #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe YOU ARE DARKWING DUCK #monsterdon

...Huh, this shot was actually *set up*, they must've got a cinematographer for the day. #Monsterdon

"You taught me how to fight him."

You helped me memorize his attack patterns. #Monsterdon

"I've formed a few theories, I wanna try them out on you."

Sorry Sarge, I've got a girlfriend. #Monsterdon

I think this guy may be our mumbliest protagonist to date. Everything he says comes tumbling out in a sullen half-burble. #Monsterdon

"I will touch you gently-"

FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING, HEYOOOOO

#Monsterdon

Well, it's a well-known fact that Hypnosis only his a 70% accuracy rate. And there's no chance Lombardi knows Spore, so... #Monsterdon

"I'm talking to you, Elizabeth."

Answer me, you Shakespearean twat! #Monsterdon

See, it was only 1956, dodging attacks hadn't been invented yet. #Monsterdon

He died like a true capitalist, choking on expensive seafood. #Monsterdon

"Oh man, is that ME? How weird, I'm all soft and fleshy. Ew." #Monsterdon

And with that, our protagonist had what can only be called an awakening :3 #Monsterdon

"You couldn't kill the man you loved"

Or me! #Monsterdon

"There, fire!"

Well, if a parapsychologist says it it MUST be true! #Monsterdon

"There are a lot of dark corners we weren't meant to pry into."

For example, the American International film catalogue. #Monsterdon

Giant question mark on screen like, yeah we don't get it either folks. #Monsterdon

AT LAST THE END! Thank god. Now, before you leave the theater I have to ask--

Was THE SHE-CREATURE (1956) the WORST MOVIE EVER on #Monsterdon?

@CactuarJoe I don't want to pick either of these because it _was_ "the worst," but not as much "the worst" as _Invasion of the Star Creatures_.

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

@moira That's a tough one to beat, yeah. She-Creature wasn't GOOD, but I didn't spend the whole thing in pain, so... #Monsterdon