'Twas the week before Christmas, and deep in the sea,
The kaiju were stirring as festive as could be

the donations were tracked by Xoa with care,
In hopes that more generous folks would be there

The monsterdoners nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of b movies danced in their heads

when out on the TL there rose such a clatter,
Godzilla swam up to see what was the matter

"SKREEONK!" he roared, with atomic breath glowing,
"Their donations to charity! Look how they're growing!'

For Trans Lifeline, Rainbow Railroad, and wombats too,
The monster community knew what to do

So you there, yes YOU,with your coffee or beer,
#MonsterdonSavesChristmas needs you right here

a few dollars, a boost or a share with a friend,
Helps prove that the kindness of monsters won't end

Now DONATE! Now BOOST IT! Now share it with VIGOR!
Every gift that you give makes the impact grow bigger!

The kaiju all nodded, their work here was done,
And away they fucked off to the sea every one

but we heard them exclaim as they sank out of sight-

'HAPPY CHRISTMAS, YOU ASSHOLES! NOW DONATE TONIGHT!" 🦖

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