Wait are we seriously opening with a Sinister Dracula Organ? WE'RE supposed to do the riffing, movie. #Monsterdon

"The stories you're about to see are true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent." #Monsterdon

Sooooo we're just getting a tour of the graveyard, huh? #Monsterdon

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called you here tonight..." #Monsterdon

Wow, first act is not staying with the tour group. Welp, time to die! #Monsterdon

This is gonna turn into It Lives By Night, isn't it. There's gonna be bats here any second and then everyone turns into a furry. #Monsterdon

That is the biggest baby skull I've ever seen. #Monsterdon

OH GOD IT'S THE SAREVOK FIGHT WE'RE NOT LEVELED FOR THIS IT'S THE START OF THE MOVIE #Monsterdon

PLANS. #Monsterdon

PLANS. #Monsterdon

"Take those off, dad."

"No, I shan't, it's Christmas."

#Monsterdon

He's a member of the Shriners, Order of the Tinsel Star. #Monsterdon

SHE STOLE HIS FEZ!?!?! #Monsterdon

...I don't mean to be a party pooper but I think you just invalidated that, ma'am. #Monsterdon

Yeah, lean your head WAAAAAY into the fire to light that ma'am. #Monsterdon

Aaaaah the 1970's, when they announced your cause of death on the radio. #Monsterdon

Ho ho homicidal maniac #Monsterdon

See, this is just bad scheduling. Two murderers in one night? Where's your pacing? #Monsterdon

See, this is just bad scheduling. Two murderers in one night? Where's your pacing? #Monsterdon

Lucky for her, tempera paint is water soluble. #Monsterdon