Just kill the fuck already. #Monsterdon

Is that, uh, LONG bacon? #Monsterdon

So, takin' all bets. They gonna kill the Tory or just blind him? #Monsterdon

"You can't do this to me! Margaret Thatcher said I was a good man!" #Monsterdon

"Does he like pork?" #Monsterdon

Tory turning towards the camera like, "Wait... I think... I think I might be in... Trouble?" #Monsterdon

Heheheheh

I appreciate the creaky door and the slow turn #Monsterdon

Okay but his cell door opens INWARD he could just... No, you know what, a Tory having no self-preservation instincts is pretty accurate. #Monsterdon

OOOOH they're not just gonna feed him to the dog they're gonna Saw Trap him first #Monsterdon

See this is why you never cut arts and crafts, people find the wildest outlets for creativity otherwise. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Enrichment is important! #monsterdon

RUN TORY RUN #Monsterdon

"Each creature you control counts as a Food." #Monsterdon

"Now you may go."

TO HELL

#Monsterdon

"Where are we?"

...Tory still a little slow. #Monsterdon

OH NO HE FELL INTO A GREENSCREEN VOLCANO #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe sadly, budget cuts again #monsterdon

So this is what the Cryptkeeper looked in his younger days? #Monsterdon

"Perhaps YOU???"

Look dude, I got no wife to cheat on, I don't drive, I don't own real estate, and I was never in the military. And I make it a point to never buy obviously cursed idols, though I admit to still being a little confused about that one. Is antiquing a sin? #Monsterdon

Alright, Thus Ended The Extremely Confusing Lesson. As always, one last question before you leave the theater:

Was TALES FROM THE CRYPT (1972) the WORST MOVIE EVER on #Monsterdon?