Is it really fair to say a film "stars" Ben Murphy, wouldn't it be more honest to say that most of the time the camera just happens to be pointing at him? #Monsterdon

BARE BULBS OF THE ANCIENT EGYPTIANS #Monsterdon

Someone spray painted the mummies #Monsterdon

"Do not open until Xmas" #Monsterdon

I will say this is a much better print than #MST3k had. #Monsterdon

"Ankh vin Haris, literally 'Just Some Guy'." #Monsterdon

Ah, green goop. We all know THAT's perfectly safe! #Monsterdon

They're gonna give the mummy cancer! #Monsterdon

"The hell could those be"

I don't know dude, why are you asking me? #Monsterdon

Ah, the finest traditions of archaeology.

Pocket what you can and run.

#Monsterdon

Wow, four thousand year old chandelier glass. #Monsterdon

"Honey" yeah of course he's screwing his grad student assistant >_> #Monsterdon

The mummy's got GIBLETS #Monsterdon

The highest safety standards! "It MIGHT not be dangerous" #Monsterdon

"Mweh mweh, money status power mweh mweh where's the mayor I need to suck ass a little bit" #Monsterdon

"Yeah, we raided another tomb! Stole the poor bastard's tennis rackets!" #Monsterdon

"I was a frat man, I know what it's like. You think I never stuck my dick in a corpse?" #Monsterdon

And now, Mummy-Vision! In patented GREEN #Monsterdon

And now, Mummy-Vision! In patented GREEN #Monsterdon

Mummy's gonna eat the janitor's liver. #Monsterdon