"You're addressing the president of an accredited university."

Oh sorry, I'll get my wallet out. #Monsterdon

...Was that a clumsy attempt at a dream sequence? #Monsterdon

"Nah-sa"

It's NASA, dipshit #Monsterdon

Aw, alien goin' for a walk at dusk, he's a romantic #Monsterdon

Oh don't try to squeeze in a comet subplot NOW, movie #Monsterdon

"You have overdue books." #Monsterdon

Time for a Chase The Nubile Young Woman scene. Kinda shocked we got this before we got a shower scene. #Monsterdon

MONGO HATE ELEVATORS #Monsterdon

Door handle, dear. Use the door h- there y'go #Monsterdon

AND FINALLY SHE FIGURES IT OUT

jesus #Monsterdon

And she floats gently to her death. #Monsterdon

...Oh, she survived. Dammit. #Monsterdon

HE'S GOT THREE OF THE FIVE DRAGONBALLS #Monsterdon

Good bruise makeup, tho #Monsterdon

"Mummy scat. Two, three days old." #Monsterdon

"I didn't mean for anyone to get hurt."

I just wanted to steal shit from a dead man. #Monsterdon

See if it were me, I'd just offer to call the mummy a uber. #Monsterdon

Jaws theme but the shark is a necklace. #Monsterdon

Chill, lady, he's just here to do your perm. #Monsterdon

Again, hardly the first time he's had to ask that. #Monsterdon