Good bruise makeup, tho #Monsterdon

"Mummy scat. Two, three days old." #Monsterdon

"I didn't mean for anyone to get hurt."

I just wanted to steal shit from a dead man. #Monsterdon

See if it were me, I'd just offer to call the mummy a uber. #Monsterdon

Jaws theme but the shark is a necklace. #Monsterdon

Chill, lady, he's just here to do your perm. #Monsterdon

Again, hardly the first time he's had to ask that. #Monsterdon

"THANK YOU DOUGLAS"

And now we reveal ourselves from behind this, uh, two inch vertical pipe! #Monsterdon

"Some professor, can't even get the sequence on a latticeform subspace communicator correct. Moron." #Monsterdon

"...oh shit, that was wrong. Sorry, hold up." #Monsterdon

BEAM ME UP, ANKHMCSCOTTY #Monsterdon

CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE STUPID KIND #Monsterdon

ohhh my shoulder it stiiiiings~ #Monsterdon

He's so muppety. #Monsterdon

Whoops, Professor McAdden got assumed into the Ninth Dimension #Monsterdon

TO BE CONTINUED

said the director who SERIOUSLY misidentified the desire for a sequel. #Monsterdon

And thus endeth the Extremely Silly Mummy Movie. As with all #Monsterdon movies, I have one final question before you leave the theater;

Was TIME WALKER (1982) the WORST MOVIE on Monsterdon?

@CactuarJoe No. Beach Vampires was.

Yeah mostly I feel like Time Walker had half an idea for one movie, and half an idea for a different movie, and unable to complete either alone, they just kinda smashed 'em together. #Monsterdon

@apLundell I dunno, we had Invasion of the Star Creatures this year, too. I think there's some stiff competition. #Monsterdon