TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS

(where applicable)

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♫ It's time to play the music ♪

♪ It's time to light the lights ♫

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Honestly he's just an Okay Varelli.

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Awfully sinister music for a dummy that looks like its paper mache. #Monsterdon

Awfully sinister music for a dummy that looks like its paper mache. #Monsterdon

♫ It's time to get things started ♪

♪ On the Hugo show tonight! ♫

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♫ It's time to get things started ♪

♪ On the Hugo show tonight! ♫

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...So. No dialogue? Anything? Okay. #Monsterdon

Feels like we just walked in on someone's kink scene >_>; #Monsterdon

Very leisurely opening, this film knows you have plans later and it doesn't care. #Monsterdon

"I'm going to suggest to this man that his life is in danger."

*turns to guy*

"YOUR LIFE IS IN DANGER!!!" #Monsterdon

...Was Vorelli in Da Nang or what? #Monsterdon

Damn dude, you gonna do aftercare on stage, too? #Monsterdon

"I should like another volunteer."

Yeah, who wants to pretend to have their head blown off? It's good fun!

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Leave it to the English to make The Twist seem kind of dull and repetitive. #Monsterdon

And now the Crash Test Dummies. #Monsterdon

Hooray, he can do the simplest tricks possible yaaaaaay #Monsterdon

Man, that is an *easy* audience. #Monsterdon

Man, that is an *easy* audience. #Monsterdon

"His act's certainly different"

No it ain't.

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