"His act's certainly different"

No it ain't.

#Monsterdon

"C'mon honey, help me get a GREAT BIG GROPE on Vorelli's dummy." #Monsterdon

FLAT DRAB PASSION MEANDERS ACROSS THE SCREEN #Monsterdon

...Yes, of course it was a succession of theatrical tricks, it was a *stage show* which you *bought a ticket for*

Are you people slow or what?

#Monsterdon

...Yes, of course it was a succession of theatrical tricks, it was a *stage show* which you *bought a ticket for*

Are you people slow or what?

#Monsterdon

Jesus. It's like Michael Jackson's bedroom in here. #Monsterdon

Jesus. It's like Michael Jackson's bedroom in here. #Monsterdon

"So deep and rich and red..."

Like fine Corinthian leather. #Monsterdon

Auntie, save some for me. I need it more. #Monsterdon

"As long as I get the Vorelli story, what does it matter?"

It's totally fine that I'm throwing my girlfriend at a creeper so I can pry into his personal life. No problem.

#Monsterdon

Hugo, trying out for Child's Play 34 1/4th #Monsterdon

The sexual tension between Vorelli and the puppet is a little over the top. #Monsterdon

So far this is basically just a less interesting She-Creature

and *that is saying something*

#Monsterdon

"Wherever you are, you will come"

*Someone* has a high opinion of himself >_>

#Monsterdon

And now, Vorelli's hypno fantasies

Bleugh

#Monsterdon

Once, just once, I want the hypnosis victim in one of these movies to interrupt the "YOU ARE UNDER MY POWER" speech with a right hook. #Monsterdon

DO SOMETHING

GOD

#Monsterdon

"Mark, I've found a man with even worse facial hair than Vorelli's. You've gotta come see this shit." #Monsterdon

His name is MISTER ENGLISH???

#Monsterdon

"I'm very glad you were able to come so quickly"

Yeah, Vorelli called me, too.

#Monsterdon