The gas station isn't going to explode? Omg... I'm afraid i have to admit it but...
Laserblast was a better movie.
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And now a drunk hobo? Is this the most 70s movie?
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We have arrived at the sheriff's... candle lit dinner for two table?
Is he hitting on this married woman? What?
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Movie what even are you about? I don't like anyone or the plot. We were promised Bat PEOPLE. Plural. Not one man going crazy and a broken marriage.
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Ya know cave exploration is a kind of rockclimbing. We do nothing but rockclimbing movies these days. All month even.
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Dr Batboy needs help. He thinks he's in Psycho, but he's in this pile of guano instead.
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Werebat sex scene? Ewww.
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Okay so did he really turn into a Bat People or are her orgasm screams just really weird?
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How is there ten minutes left? We are exactly where we were ten minutes ago and that felt like it was 5 minutes after the movie should have ended.
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All Sheriffs Are Bastards.
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WE HAVE FINALLY SEEN A BAT PEOPLE! . . . and I don't care. Eww so much drool.
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Okay so he could always hear bats. So he was always a bat person. he just went into this cave and got rabies. What are the chances?
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How is sexual assault/police brutality sheriff still alive?
Oh she hears things now to. A second bat person has hit the screen!
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The Birds but The Bats. Wait wasn't that also a movie?
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FUCK YEAH! BITE HIS ASS MY LITTLE WINGED FRIENDS!
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Did Stan make the -- why the fuck did that bat just screech like a Pteradon? -- Did Stan also make the little flapping bat puppets?
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Aww I love the little bat on his trigger hand happily nibbling away. He's like a Critter with wings.
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Now the love theme from Bat People.
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THE END.
It's over.
The last 5 minutes of mild craziness were not worth the other boring 90 minutes.
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On a technical moving making sense, not our worse movie. But it's so boring when it';s not giving me the willies thinking about rabies or hating basically all of the cast.
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