God's like, hey jerk, remember those moths you were trying to kill? #Monsterdon

Soundtrack like;

bowm bowm.

bowm bowm.

#Monsterdon

SATAN HATES D-CELL BATTERIES #Monsterdon

Again, demon looks more confused than anything else. #Monsterdon

GO PLAY OUTSIDE, KID #Monsterdon

I desperately need a gif of the kid being thrown out the front door #Monsterdon

Hm. Gonna be a helluva call to homeowner's insurance. #Monsterdon

WAIT THE DOG IS ALIVE WHAT THE FUCK? #Monsterdon

Does the dog die? Well, yes and no. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe It's a Yeti, Giant of the 20th Century miracle!
#Monsterdon #TheGate

Neighbors across the street like, those damn Johnsons across the street summoning Satan again #Monsterdon

And now, a soft synth ending theme #Monsterdon

Music to sail a PSX RPG ship to. #Monsterdon

Yeah, that one was up there with Chopping Mall, I enjoyed that. ^^ #Monsterdon

The Gate: It's Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead but with fewer demons #Monsterdon

...I have a theory about this movie. Check this out:

There weren't actually any demons in The Gate.

Stay with me here, I think I can prove it.

#Monsterdon

So the movie starts with a lightning bolt striking a tree, which falls over. The hole the tree leaves is a gateway to hell, right?

Except it isn't, not at first.

First, the kids find some geodes. Remember those? The kids busily crack them open and wa-hey, they sparkle as you open them.

The spooky shit doesn't start happening until the kids OPEN the geodes and start imagining things. #Monsterdon

What if the lightning strike created some kind of weirdass Belief Energy contained in those geodes? Something that reacts to what you believe?

You notice the first real Monster monsters in the movie are the things kids fear the most -- their parents, angry. Before that, it's not really even Evil shit -- Terry's mom didn't turn into a monster, she just vanished, leaving behind not TERRY's fear, but *Glen's.*

Glen, who was up in the room with the geode. #Monsterdon

I think the whole two-day affair eventually centered around Satanic invasion because that's what metal-head Terry had on his mind for the whole time. And then, as he told other people about it, a narrative coalesced and it became a *social* belief.

That's why the Bible worked and the Rites of 80's Nu Metal failed -- only Terry thought the band's rites would work, but *everyone else* was a white kid who got dragged to Sunday School. #Monsterdon

Also there's the whole bit with the Third And Final Return Of The Pit -- the zombie busts through the wall JUST AS THE KIDS ARE MANHANDLING THE GEODE ONE LAST TIME

Glen even POINTS IT OUT to Al! #Monsterdon