"Well if inbreeding gave everyone on the island fish eyes, how come blond lady and her dad Poseidon don't have fish eyes?"
"I dunno. I'm not that kinda scientist. I'm just spit balling here."
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ROCKCLIMBING has been replaced by PEARLDIVING
Both result in DEEP HURTING
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"When will you mate? It has been days!"
Poseidon is pimping out his daughter.
Him and Sid Haig are more alike than they realize.
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70s trumpet take me away from this new horrific scene of white people swimming.
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Just give me one little shark attack? Some piranhas. A giant squid. Anything. I am tired of these identical scuba scenes.
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Omg can Sid Haig kill someone already? Why else is he in this movie if not to be a bad guy with a gun? Make something happen!
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BOOOOOOOOAAAAAAATTTT!!!
Oh hi Manuel. What do you want?
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"My ass is scared to me. So the temple blows up."
Was this movie worth it for that line? No. But it's a great line none the less.
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Criminals and cock fighters vs inbred fishmen cultists who lure people to the island with pearls to kill them.
We have no one to root for here. But alot of them are dying now so... hooray?
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Even the girl fight takes us back to underwater footage? Gods be damned movie!
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Okay choking someone to death with their own hair is kind of a baller movie. You go science lady who might be the one non-asshole in this whole thing.
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So have they left the island yet? Where's Manuel and his boat?
Did they stay for the funeral?
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People in fish eye makeup who can't see are walking INTO THE SEA to their certain deaths.
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Is this the first Monsterdon with a funeral procession fucking off into the sea at the end of the movie?
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Manuel double crossed them! Oh Manuel you little stinker.
How are none of them dead? How have all of our "protagonists" survived until the end of the movie?
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And we end with more horrible insertect later LOUD out of place music. Perfect movie. Perfectly horrible until the end.
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I told yall this was a bad movie. Others tried to warn us. But no. We had to try to get Beyond Atlantis. And what did that get us? SCUBA DIVING.
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Okay the horribly out of place music layered on top of the soundtrack did make for a few moments of laughter in confusion. But that doesn't make up for this movie being 40% underwater footage by volume. And just bad.
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But I do need to sketch out Kathy's black and white outfit. That's a tight fit.
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As we go from week to week, movie to movie, Octoman raises in my estimation to become a modern classic in comparison.
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